UberMike: Oh what the fuck.

By Mike Burns

Seriously.

I just awoke at EveryMike’s at 5:10AM. I fell asleep at 10:30PM. His alarm just didn’t make any noise.

That’s seven hours.

I’m not even going to bother blogging the other, perfectly fine sleep in the past 24 hours.

In fact, I’m not going to sleep for 24 hours. That’s my strategy to get on this fucking schedule: next sleep is at 6:30AM, 25 hours from right now.

Update: Now that I think of it, it doesn’t make sense to skip 24 hours of sleep. Not only is that time arbitrary, it also fails to re-enforce the new sleep schedule.

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